Let’s face it: the holidays are stressful. Between endless gift shopping, chaotic travel plans, and attempting to untangle the same lights that somehow knot themselves every year, we all need a little comfort—and a lot of Chipotle. Lucky for us, the fast-casual giant just dropped the ultimate stocking stuffer lineup with its “All I Want Is Chipotle” holiday collection, bringing back three fan-favorite viral items that are as quirky as they are iconic.
Mark your calendars: Starting Saturday, December 14, at 12 PM ET/9 AM PT, the collection will be available exclusively on Chipotlegoods.com. Whether you’re shopping for your cilantro-loving (or cilantro-hating) bestie, your burrito-obsessed coworker, or just yourself (no judgment), these hilarious, giftable items are bound to sell out faster than a lunch rush on Free Guac Day.
What’s Back on the Menu?
Cilantro Soap ($10) Originally released in 2021, this soap was a cheeky nod to the people genetically predisposed to tasting soap when they bite into a cilantro-laden burrito bowl. Both a gag gift and a conversation starter!
The "Water" Cup Candle ($28) Who doesn’t remember the viral jokes about customers sneakily filling their free water cups with lemonade? This candle, cleverly designed to look like a Chipotle water cup, turns that mischief into a lemonade-scented delight. When it launched in 2022, it sold out in just four minutes.
Car Napkin Holder ($20) Every true Chipotle fan has a stash of napkins in their car. Whether you’re eating a burrito in the driver’s seat or bracing for inevitable guac spillage, this Car Napkin Holder is here to keep your road trip vibes strong and your car a little less chaotic. Introduced last year, this genius accessory is perfect for mukbang enthusiasts and burrito devotees alike.
For $50, you can grab all three viral products in one discounted bundle—because let’s be real, it’s too hard to choose just one. Oh, and bonus: Chipotle is offering free shipping on orders over $25, so there’s no excuse not to treat yourself or someone you love (or mildly tolerate).
Chipotle is bringing back these cult-favorite creations for the first time ever, and supplies won’t last long.
Pro tip: set an alarm, because the collection drops tomorrow, and you’ll want to be ready. And hey, maybe the joy of snagging these goodies will ease the pain of those recent price hikes… or at least soften the blow.
Happy Chipotle season, everyone!
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